MOCK INTERVIEW

Everything you are probably dying to Know

  1. Where are you now?
    Kindly refer to the map.

  2. Are you really in India?
    Yes

  3. Are you ever coming back to America?
    I certainly hope so. Hopefully, flights resume soon.

  4. When?
    See “Question 2.” Our original plan was to return in December 2020. There’s a chance we may be back in the States as early as this summer.

  5. Where?
    Well, that also depends. But we may be headed your way, which is great news for both of us if you need a kick-ass creative on your team. I’m originally from Oregon, and have lived in Colorado for 10+ years—those two destination are currently high on our shopping list.

  6. You are aware that you’re job hunting during a global pandemic and troubled economy, aren’t you?
    Painfully. But, not only did I survive the 2008 recession with nary a scratch, I actually gained a great deal from the experience. I learned new ways to provide top value, and strove to be a positive force for good during an uncertain time.

  7. What is your greatest strength?
    I am unrelentingly curious, passionate, and will try almost anything to get to the finish line. I dream about the bug stuff and sweat the small stuff. And I love learning from and being inspired by those around me. It sounds like bullshit, but I promise it’s who I actually am.

  8. And your greatest weakness?
    That’s a dumb question. We’re all human. Nobody is perfect. It’s just that I’m more perfect than most.